Life With Janet

Davis Coincidences

Davis folks, this post should be eerily reminiscent……

After a convo with Janet today, I found out a few fun facts about Janet’s time when she lived and went to school at UC Davis. 

1. She worked at the CoHo

2. She lived at A St. Apartments and on Rice Lane

3. She worked at KDVS

4. She frequently goes back for Picnic Day

5. She knew the Turtle House as the Music House, but recognized a picture of it

For the non-Davis folks, these facts show not only how little Davis has changed, but also, the possibility that Janet was cool? The jury is still out on the last realization, but the fact that Janet and I both lived on one of the smallest streets in Davis is outstanding. 

I lost 10 pounds, got my check from New York, and going out with the judge tonight. Lookout, I’m on the prowl.

—Janet

I used to be in charge of raves in the 60s. Well not the whole rave, I stayed in the RV and counted the money. I’m a money person.

—Janet

Janet goes all out for Halloween. I found this on my desk

Janet goes all out for Halloween. I found this on my desk

My punishment for bailing on my lease with Janet - buy 3 slimming bras

My punishment for bailing on my lease with Janet - buy 3 slimming bras

Moving Out ;(

So, for those of you that haven’t heard, I’m moving out to a new apartment with some friends. This means no more Life With Janet. HOWEVER, this also means something a little more serious, I’m skipping out on my lease. My punishment? I have to buy Janet 3 “slimmer bras” totaling almost $50.

I truly wish I could say I was making this up.

You know Dave? Yeah, I met him when he was 18, we had a great time!

—Janet (referring to Dave Navarro)

I’m leaving you the eggplant, it’s good with Prego

—Janet

I already lost my sunglasses, and we’re gonna party like it’s 1991

—Janet

Frying Pan Warning

  • Janet: Hey Kevin?
  • Me: Yeah?
  • Janet: I just got new frying pans if you'd like to use them.
  • Me: Ok, thanks.
  • Janet: Yeah, no problem. I should warn you though that cooking frying pans on high heat, no matter how nice, could release some bad mojo into your food.
  • Me: Ok.